It’s no secret that rumors have been swirling about Donald Trump’s health.
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Following the appearance of swelling around his ankles and bruising on his hand…
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…as well as what seems to be an attempt to cover the bruising with makeup…
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…theories started running wild. So wild that recent social-media-fueled conspiracies questioned whether Trump had passed away following a few days of absence from the public eye.
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Donnie has since been spotted out golfing, and told his Truth Social followers he’s “NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.”
Well, in the midst of all this, USA Today interviewed Vice President JD Vance and asked why Americans should trust him to lead (should that ever be necessary). JD responded:
“I feel very confident the president of the United States is in good shape, is going to serve out the remainder of his term and do great things for the American people,” he said. “And if, God forbid, there’s a terrible tragedy, I can’t think of better on-the-job training than what I’ve gotten over the last 200 days.”
To which Trump and Vance’s bestie — aka, archnemesis — Gavin Newsom quickly responded:
Yeah, no love is being lost there.
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As for the White House, they say the bruising on Trump’s hand is from frequent handshaking, and the swelling is a symptom of chronic venous insufficiency.
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