I Just Spit Out My Iced Americano Cackling At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment

1.On life:

2.On slight mix-ups:

Social media post interaction about disliking Bush, referencing the Iraq invasion. Second user replies with surprise

3.On bears:

An online discussion humorously debates humans fighting brown bears, noting claws and weight advantages, and jesting about winning a boxing match

4.On tear-jerkers:

Comments discuss emotional responses to a man's situation, mentioning guilt and sympathy for a person named Samuel. A user compares reactions

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5.On fun facts:

Reddit post asking for a fun fact. Top comment: "I turned 11 on 11/11/11." Edit adds: "11/11/11 for non-Americans."

6.On sitcoms:

someone wanting to question someone's definition of a sitcom

7.On The Godfather:

A comment on an image of a stern-looking man in a suit with a red flower, reading: "He looks like an ice cream."

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8.On beautiful pet names:

Printout of tests, including "Dental Prophylaxis Everything Bagel," "Exam Presurgical Everything Bagel," "Anesthesia General Everything Bagel," "Rabies Everything Bagel," w/caption: "My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked-up breakfast orders"

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9.On Kim Kardashian:

Headline about a missile launch over Japan followed by a joke comparing it to a Kardashian vs. Kanye situation

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10.On making money:

someone asks what you would do if you got 100$ every time you ask a question and get rejected and someone says they would ask for $100

11.On REAL conspiracies:

Screenshot of a forum discussion about conspiracy theories. One user jokes that prescription medication is named after an elf

12.On fruits:

A black cat lies on the ground with small round fruits placed on its front paws. A basket of similar fruits is nearby. Text jokes about freeing the cat

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13.On cautionary tales:

Tweet thread with meme about regretting house changes and anecdote about tire change while high

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14.On weaknesses:

Someone asks what a woman's biggest weakness is, and someone responds asteroids

15.On plants:

Someone says please name this plant, and someone responds with "George"

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16.On the tough questions:

someone asks would you rather 1000 roaches or a person be in your attack and someone responds this is the first time i've had to devote lots of time to a would you rather

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17.On creative writing:

image asking to say your state in only two words and someone says north carolina

18.On medicine:

"Consuming two things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious; I imagined mixing a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6-hour sleep and a 5-hour energy for a 1 hour nap"; response: "mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil"

19.On facial hair:

"Boys who can pull off facial hair are hot"; response: "I think you're supposed to use a razor"

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20.On garlic:

"If you ever feel said, just remember my friend and his girlfriend peeled 102 garlic cloves for a recipe and then realized it said 1 to 2 garlic cloves," with a rack of cloves shown, with response: "that sounds like almost enough garlic to me""I li

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21.On Paul:

From Paul Pawlowski: "nobody likes you, nobody loves you, nobody think you're pretty, nobody wants to talk to you, nobody wants you to live; don't worry my name is nobody," "Your name is Paul Pawlowski"

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22.On pools:

"My upper-middle-class in-laws are blowing my mind that they pee in pools and think it's normal; "Live your life presuming everybody else does; I haven't been in a hot tub in 20 years: like a gosh-darned"W piss crock-pot cooking people stew"

23.On self-control:

"True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn"; response: "Why would the movie eat my popcorn"

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24.And on sweet pet names names:

"Looking for gender-neutral pet names"; response: Abu Dhabi

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